Introducing, Bruce & Sheila - Free Range EarthRoaming Eggspeditionairres - F.R.E.E. - Australian chickens seeing the world.
The old question beckons…..”Why did the chicken cross the road?”….and many answers have been given, by many an illustrious soul…..
Jane Austen said: “Because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single chicken, being posessed of a good fortune and presented with a good road, must be desirous of a good crossing.”
The Beatles said: “To be free as a bird!”
Neil Armstrong said: “One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.”
Martin Luther King said: “Damn thing was sleepwalking……It had a dream.”
George Lucas said: “Because the Force was with it.”
Mr. Spock said: “It was not logical for the chicken to do so Jim, but I have frequently observed that the behaviour of chickens is not logical”.
Mark Twain said: “The news of its crossing we believe has been greatly exaggerated.”
Winston Churchill said: “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender…until that chicken has crossed that road”.
But the bigger more universal question has to be….”Why did two Aussie chickens want to cross the planet?”
It is indeed an eggstraodinary tale to be told and tell it we will…..
In their former lives Bruce and Sheila had been active members of C.O.O.P (Chickens Out Of Prison) and as their notoriety increased with their campaigns against battery farms and all things “caged” in Australia, they needed to be seen to set an example to all chickens all over the world of the opportunity to be truly "free range". So here over the coming weeks and months you will be so fortunate as to eggsperience the amazing F.R.E.E. travels of Bruce & Sheila as they hitch a ride with The EarthRoamers, Amanda & David in Big Henry…and their mission to boldly go where no chickens have gone before!